MR. GARRISON: Now, children, I need to talk to you about the Loch Ness monster...

CARTMAN: Now, we all know there's no such thing!

WENDY: Cartman, years ago we thought gorillas were imaginary. We were wrong. Years ago we thought girrafes didn't exist. We were wrong. You are so incredibly arrogant, you think there's no chance...

Cartman: Shut up, we all know it's fake!

WENDY: The lake used to be connectd to the ocean...

Cartman covers his ears.

Cartman: Lalalalalalal, I'm not listening, lalala...

Throughout Wendy's speech, he contuinues.

WENDY: It's quite possible that...

She starts talking louder.

WENDY: THAT AN ELASMASOUROUS WHO SURVIVED THE EXTINCTION COULD HAVE GOTTEN IN THERE, AND HAVE BEEN TRAPPED IN...

Everyone is really annoyed by Cartman's singing.

STAN: Shut up, Cartman!

Cartman refuses to stop.

MR. GARRISON: Eric, shut up!

MR. MACKEY'S office.

MR. MACKEY: Eric, Wendy says that you're distrupting her learning...

CARTMAN: That's because she's a stupid butch.

MR. MACKEY: Well, I think going over to Scotland is just the thing to straighten up your behavior, mmkay.

CARTMAN: What?

MR. MACKEY: Wendy and Stan and the others are going to study the monster, and I think if you went, mmkay, you could learn a lot from the experience, mmkay?

CARTMAN: Oh no, nononono.

MR. MACKEY: Well, I'm signing you up for it right now, mmkay?

CARTMAN: NOOOOO!!! GOD, NOOOOOOO!!!!

Mr. Mackie: Well, you go sit in the waiting room, Eric.

Cartman leaves and Craig walks in.

MR. MACKEY: Craig, this is serious, mmkay, you need to stop flipping people off.

CRAIG: I know.

MR. MACKEY: And, Craig, this is the third time today you've been in here.

Craig: I know.

The kids are on the plane.

Cartman: Can't believe I gotta go to Scotland with all you motor cycle riding lesbians.

WENDY: WHAT?!?!?!

CARTMAN: You heard me me! You're all a bunch of dykes on bikes.

A stewardess comes out and shows how to use a seat belt.

STAN: Yeah, we give a shit, lady. None of us have been in a car since 1965.

IKE: [ baby talk ] Cartman stupid.

CARTMAN: Ay!

KYLE: Ooooh! You lift UP on the buckle, ooh. I was just trying to TEAR THE METAL APART. I thought THAT'S how it worked.

Cartman waves a barf bag in Stan's face.

CARTMAN: Hey, Stan, here's a barf bag in case Wendy talks to you.

STAN: Yeah, Cartman, I haven't heard that 100 times.

KYLE: I was trying to RIP THE FABRIC PART. If I could JUST GET IT STARTED.

Cartman is squeezing the seat belt on Kenny so tight, he's turning red.

CARTMAN: Is this tight enough?

Kenny pushes Cartman, the seat bounces back.

CARTMAN: AY! I'll kick you in the nnnuts!!!

KYLE: Cartman, you're so fat, you couldn't lift your legs up high enough to reach anyones nuts.

Cartman: WHAT?!?! WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!

Wendy: What's the matter, Cartman, you can't hear cause you got so much lard in your ears?

Cartman: AY!